Sabrowyam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy jackal.

Sabrowyam created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrowyam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sabrowyam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sabrowyam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sabrowyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Sabrowyam's priests.