Bifflymum is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witty horse.

Bifflymum created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifflymum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bifflymum, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bifflymum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bifflymum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Bifflymum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Worship no other gods but Bifflymum.

3. Put Bifflymum first in all things.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near mites while wearing cyan trousers and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.

5. Do not sing in public.