Gumflybest Tindapnat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sage shrew.

Gumflybest Tindapnat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gumflybest Tindapnat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gumflybest Tindapnat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gumflybest Tindapnat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gumflybest Tindapnat's Holy Commandments

1. Gumflybest Tindapnat loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not stand on grass.