Buntinxen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless grasshopper.

Buntinxen created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buntinxen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Buntinxen, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Buntinxen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Buntinxen's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Buntinxen on top of important buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.