Loopstragmip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, amazing lobster.

Loopstragmip created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Loopstragmip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Loopstragmip, he will not invite you to parties.

Loopstragmip's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Loopstragmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.