Nadgepgat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish lizard.

Nadgepgat created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadgepgat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadgepgat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nadgepgat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nadgepgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Nadgepgat on top of important buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.