Nilratsab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tiresome cat.

Nilratsab created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nilratsab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilratsab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nilratsab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nilratsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Always look after injured rats.