Rawdavnart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witless slug.

Rawdavnart created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawdavnart, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rawdavnart, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rawdavnart's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rawdavnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must love Rawdavnart.

4. Never talk about dark matter near mice while wearing black corsets and balancing six lead spheres on your face.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.