Yimtifdap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omnipotent bear.

Yimtifdap created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimtifdap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimtifdap, it will turn you into a rock.

Yimtifdap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yimtifdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.