Gomhennut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful eagle.

Gomhennut created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhennut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomhennut, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gomhennut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gomhennut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to horses while wearing brown shorts.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.