Rakniblat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise skunk.

Rakniblat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rakniblat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakniblat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rakniblat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rakniblat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Rakniblat loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Rakniblat on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat garlic.