Ranranflab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring dove.

Ranranflab created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranranflab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ranranflab, it will curse you with boils.

Ranranflab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ranranflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Ranranflab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ranranflab on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.