Weejamwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful salamander.

Weejamwik created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weejamwik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Weejamwik, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Weejamwik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Weejamwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Learn five new languages a year.