Rilnatdadquatnart is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid mongoose.

Rilnatdadquatnart created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilnatdadquatnart, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilnatdadquatnart, it will send minions to preach to you.

Rilnatdadquatnart's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rilnatdadquatnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the west.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.