Femyarfaghin Tunruttrowflig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid mouse.

Femyarfaghin Tunruttrowflig created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Femyarfaghin Tunruttrowflig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Femyarfaghin Tunruttrowflig, he will be very unhappy.

Femyarfaghin Tunruttrowflig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Femyarfaghin Tunruttrowflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt horses.