Limvondam Nadbigcubmif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciless hedgehog.

Limvondam Nadbigcubmif created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Limvondam Nadbigcubmif, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limvondam Nadbigcubmif, she will try to impress you with trees.

Limvondam Nadbigcubmif's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Limvondam Nadbigcubmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.