Fliglimjon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish tortoise.

Fliglimjon created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliglimjon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fliglimjon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fliglimjon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fliglimjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.