Dublarnjon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless wren.

Dublarnjon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dublarnjon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dublarnjon, she will turn you into a tree.

Dublarnjon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dublarnjon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dublarnjon.

2. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the east.

3. Dublarnjon loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Hide if six ducks approach from the south.