Zednutzim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy mole.

Zednutzim created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zednutzim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zednutzim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zednutzim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zednutzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zednutzim's priests.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not keep seven turtles in a large pit.