Gebyartrow is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow monkey.

Gebyartrow created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyartrow, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebyartrow, she will turn you into a duck.

Gebyartrow's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gebyartrow's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never feed cucumbers to geese while wearing rings.

5. Never paint your neck brown.