Damquagdun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Damquagdun created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damquagdun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Damquagdun, he will cry a lot.

Damquagdun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Damquagdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.