Bumdadfob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic horse.

Bumdadfob created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdadfob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bumdadfob, she will torture you forever.

Bumdadfob's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bumdadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about moons.