Vidflambog Hublapaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise lizard.

Vidflambog Hublapaf created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidflambog Hublapaf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vidflambog Hublapaf, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vidflambog Hublapaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vidflambog Hublapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vidflambog Hublapaf on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Always help sick snakes.