Tofnillnell is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering yak.

Tofnillnell created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofnillnell, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tofnillnell, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tofnillnell's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tofnillnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about snakes.