Raglighak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating jellyfish.

Raglighak created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Raglighak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raglighak, she will send minions to preach to you.

Raglighak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Raglighak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Never feed aubergines to cats while wearing shoes.