Hitnabbin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered dugong.

Hitnabbin created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitnabbin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hitnabbin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hitnabbin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hitnabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing pink trousers.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.