Henkomfom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able rat.

Henkomfom created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Henkomfom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henkomfom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Henkomfom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Henkomfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to rats while wearing magenta ear rings.

2. You must pray to Henkomfom nine times a day.

3. Henkomfom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Henkomfom in the centre of the settlement.