Capbonhom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful bird.

Capbonhom created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbonhom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Capbonhom, he will destroy your home solar system.

Capbonhom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Capbonhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Always help ants in need.