Larpnartbest is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast zebra.

Larpnartbest created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpnartbest, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpnartbest, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Larpnartbest's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Larpnartbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to ants while wearing green ear rings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never go into violet rooms.