Pongombamgofruttragmif is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable cobra.

Pongombamgofruttragmif created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pongombamgofruttragmif, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pongombamgofruttragmif, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pongombamgofruttragmif's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pongombamgofruttragmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Retreat if six shrews approach from the west.

3. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.