Wabfudbug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish mole.

Wabfudbug created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Wabfudbug, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wabfudbug, it will turn you into a slug.

Wabfudbug's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wabfudbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Wabfudbug in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must pray to Wabfudbug five times a day.