Zogdussnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able frog.

Zogdussnurt created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdussnurt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zogdussnurt, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zogdussnurt's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zogdussnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Zogdussnurt loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not drink alcohol.