Rowsanhot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak armadillo.

Rowsanhot created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rowsanhot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rowsanhot, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rowsanhot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rowsanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear turquoise shorts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.