Cemcemfas is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, amazing jackal.

Cemcemfas created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cemcemfas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cemcemfas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cemcemfas' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cemcemfas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Cemcemfas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.