Yokvagnabpon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident dragon.

Yokvagnabpon created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokvagnabpon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yokvagnabpon, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yokvagnabpon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yokvagnabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet hats.

2. Never think about dark matter near bats while wearing purple skirts and balancing five iron spheres on your chest.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.