Jabbumtik is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud wyvern.

Jabbumtik created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabbumtik, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jabbumtik, she will send you a sign.

Jabbumtik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jabbumtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jabbumtik's priests.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Jabbumtik on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.